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bioterrors:

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

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sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads
And making out with Tavros’s severed head.
I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 
I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

sushinfood:

People getting mad about Paradox Space when it does absolutely nothing new and everything it has established about Gamzee was canon already re: playing with severed heads, re: having a one-sided and strongcrush on Tavros to the likes that Nepeta’s crush on Karkat could only pale in comparison, and also, playing with severed heads

And making out with Tavros’s severed head.

I mean, this is all stuff that was established already. I don’t get the degree to which people are getting mad. I don’t see it. 

I think it’s more exciting to find out they can summon rabbits into existence just for the sake of shoving them in Eridan’s mouth.

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lohannahmontana:

unshaped:

mrsgavin:

brash-and-bold:

trust-me-imma-doctor:

ichidou:

msgryz:

superwholockedginger:

snail-monger:

I went to public school.

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i lost it after attempt 510.

Literally me whenever I play any game.

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I don’t care how many times I’ve watched this or reblogged this, every time it appears on my dash, it will appear here. Just… fucking christ.

jesus christ how is this almost up to 250k

good work michael

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE!! That is my new catchphrase 

Michael is tumblr famous

this is what started it people arent you proud of me

look at how far we’ve come

i lost it when he started using the checkpoints

I couldn’t stop laughing… just like he can’t stop playing

It’s back :’)

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yall:

THE REASON WOMEN DIDNT PAY FOR THEIR MEALS WAS BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T ALLOWED TO HAVE BANK ACCOUNTS AND WHEN WOMEN EARN THE SAME AS MEN THIS FORM OF “CHIVALRY” WILL MOST LIKELY END AS MANY COUPLES ALREADY SPLIT THE BILL OKAY CAN PEOPLE STOP USING THIS IN A DISCUSSION OF EQUALITY AND IM SORRY FOR CAPS LOCKS I WANTED TO STOP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE

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brimerica:

What tumblr users really need to stop doing:

• post information that isn’t final and demand immediate actions
• abuse the petition system because stop
• send anon hate
•bully people for misinformation
• bully celebrities
•bully people for opinions
•BULLY PERIOD
•STOP BEING A BUNCH OF OFFENDED PUSSIES WHO EXPECT EVERYTHING TO NOT BE TRIGGERING AND EASY FOR THEM AND FOR EVERYONE TO AGREE WITH THEM BECAUSE LIFE ISN’T EASY AND A LITTLE HARDSHIP ISN’T A BAD THING GOD

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